Jesus wept.

Truth.

Steve Martin Hilariously Shuts Down Trump's Claim That Immigrants Are 'Walking Off' With Geese

Steve Martin mocked Trump's claim that immigrants in Springfield, Ohio are "walking off" with geese.

It has been a hellacious day. Dealing with stowaway bugs in our moving. Dealing with bills refusing to take my card. Dealing with stress on something I do for fun. This Monday is Mondaying extra hard.

@bii thank you! *mwah*

Watching #TheLastJedi for the 1st time since the theater. Enraged all over again about how John Boyega was done dirty. He's so talented.

#amctheaters#ableist experience. I'm in my wheelchair today. Ticket taker scanned my phone then addressed only my husband: "did she buy the ticket? I need to see her ID." I said "I bought the ticket. I am a person. You can talk to me." They're getting an email.

Serious question. No jokey or mean answers please. I have a terrible relationship with #exercise but I need to lose weight for health and mobility reasons. How do i work past my loathing of everything about exercise?

It's so nice to go to sleep in an apartment not infested with bugs. It's also nice to have working aircon.

This Toyota ad. Keoni (sp) tells you her name is Japanese then proceeds to anglicize it to Kiki.

It's a hug heart. I do not love that you have been depressed.