Some influencers want you to buy some crap. I just want you to adjust some door closers.

you do have me looking at awnings with vague intent of buying some, though. you wield great power

Watching right now. Always a pleasure.

my whole existence is flawed you get me closer to god

As a result of your video, I've begun eyeing all the door closers in the apartment building I live in. There are some that could definitely do with adjusting...

'Ain't no rocket surgery'

thank you for your service

you're the best kind of influencer. the kind that makes you reconsider the awning and give powdered detergent a second chance.

You're just a shill for Big Adjustment

Feel like having a set of tools on one's person and just going around to public buildings in one's area telling them how to stop that door from slamming would create a general increase in worldwide welfare

The union of badly maintained mechanisms WILL NOT BE PLEASED to hear about this