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Alyssa "Fartbags" Pants
@alyssapants.bsky.social
Probably a lot of shitposting and talking about wrestling. đŸ‡”đŸ‡­đŸ‡ș🇾 She/her ko-fi.com/alyssapants Write letters to voters with me: votefwd.org/goal-page/alyssapants
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Got my first creepy dm on Bluesky today so now y’all are getting a picture of a fish. No more cool real life picture of me, I am now a fish. 👍

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Please tell everyone you know that a tariff is not a “tax on another country.” You can’t simply “tax other countries.” I’m pretty sure the whole basis for starting the revolution war is “do not tax me, other country.”

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I’m Thom Yorke and if you’re looking for an “okay computer” you can’t go past a Dell Inspiron 15 Laptop. It’s basically fine

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Genuinely, before you make a decision on whether a product/feature/whatever is a good purchase, ask two questions: 1) What problem does this solve for me? 2) How else could I solve that problem? If you can't identify 1, stop. If you can, but 2) has a quick easy answer... look there first.

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Years ago, a therapist told me that telling other people they can’t cross your boundaries is self-defense; drawing your boundaries in *someone else’s space* is aggression. I think about that a lot.

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Between now and October 7th, the question in Ohio is NOT “who are you voting for?” It’s “Are you registered to vote?” The deadline is 10/7; early voting begins 10/8. Share with your homies in the Heartland, pls. 💖

How to register in Ohio | Vote.gov
How to register in Ohio | Vote.gov

Find out how to register to vote, check your registration, get deadlines, and more for Ohio

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DSdasharez0ne.bsky.social

SORRY - dashare.zone ADMIN

IF I HAD A DOLLER FOR EVERY TIME I SAID SORRY ID BE THE WORLDS ONLY GOOD BILLIONAIRE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN JUST LOTTERY DREAM'S SINCE YA AINT GONNA WORK YOUR WAY TO RICHES UNDER CAPTALISM! THERE ARE NO SELF MADE BILLONARES AND NO SELF MADE MILLIONAIRS FOR THAT MATTER , DA MONEY ALWAY'S COMES FROM SOME ONE ELSE ,TERM'S OF SERVICE PREVENT ME FROM SAYIGN ANY MORE ABOUT BILLIONAIRES - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Joldfriend99.bsky.social

What's this guy's problem

Aphex twin come to daddy screaming guy
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DFcoachfinstock.bsky.social

When the coyote runs into the wall he painted on that rock 5 seconds after the road runner made it through unscathed

KAT mouth open
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Alyssa "Fartbags" Pants
@alyssapants.bsky.social
Probably a lot of shitposting and talking about wrestling. đŸ‡”đŸ‡­đŸ‡ș🇾 She/her ko-fi.com/alyssapants Write letters to voters with me: votefwd.org/goal-page/alyssapants
137 followers212 following279 posts