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@blakerjohnson.bsky.social
Perpetually gettinā€™ real tired of it.
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MNpaleofuture.bsky.social

I like how by misusing the word ā€œprowessā€ Politico is implying that Arnold Palmer was fucking in the showers rather than just having a big dick that others noticed

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Trump-to-NYT translator meme:

Trump: WHEN HE TOOK SHOWERS WITH THE OTHER PROS, THEY CAME OUT OF THERE, THEY SAID 'OH MY GOD. THAT'S UNBELIEVABLE.

NYT: In the most pivotal battleground state, with Election Day in just 17 days, the former president spent the entire opening telling Arnold Palmer golf stories, before finally launching in on the border.
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JFjamisonfoser.bsky.social

There is no way to justify sanitizing Trump talking about a dead golferā€™s dick into ā€œTrump told golf storiesā€ so nobody will even try to do so. They will however sneer at people who draw the obvious conclusion that journalists who do this want Trump to win.

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DMdonmoyn.bsky.social

Ann Arborā€™s farmers market has wooden money! You buy multiple tokens from the organizers, then use them at stands to reduce credit card fees for individual vendors.

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Ddtwyman.bsky.social

Harris has proposed giving $6,000 (via refundable tax credit) to families in the 1st year of a baby's life. Flint, Michigan has been doing this for the past year. The results are incredible: Fewer babies born with low birthweight No families evicted in babyā€™s 1st year Less hunger t.co/BiEcGw7Mj7

The woman behind Flintā€™s Rx Kids program, Dr Mona Hanna (known to locals as just "Dr. Mona") is the relentlessly upbeat, baby-obsessed public health advocate and Michigan State University professor whose research exposed the Flint water crisis. She's also a practicing pediatrician. Over the years, she's grown frustrated by how little she can improve the health of her tiniest patients, who often cope with inadequate nutrition, unstable housing and stressed parents.
"I know how to take care of kids, I know what kids need, but I don't know how to get the them cash to do it," she said. "For so long I just wanted to have something in my doctor's bag to prescribe away poverty."
She found a way to do it. Rx Kids is so named because it "prescribes" cash for pregnant moms and babies. Since January, city residents have been eligible for $1,500 at 20 weeks' gestation and then another $500 for each of the 12 months after birth (so $6,000 total for a baby's first year). There are no income tests, making the program cheaper to administer and perhaps less stigmatized.
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@blakerjohnson.bsky.social
Perpetually gettinā€™ real tired of it.
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