Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #2,490!

Got to see the aurora tonight

To be fair I don’t think I could handle working in the Trump White House unless I was completely fucked up on benzos

Some lawyers would argue that you should get started BEFORE the $83.3 million verdict and possibly even before trial.

I had resolved last New Year's Day to build my bunker for riding out the Apocalypse, but after shopping around in 2023 for a bunker plan that fit my budget, I've decided that in 2024 I will generously cast my lot with the rest of humanity.

Listen, my only position on Gay Nutcracker and Black Disabled Santa is that I don’t want to hear shit about them until Friday at the earliest

starting to think some of these courtroom sketch artists lost money on FTX

Anything to do with computers and time goes from what sounds like a simple javascript problem to a large multi-team effort, to everyone involved needing therapy with a professor of physics and the local philosophy department pretty quickly

- Highway maintenance - Security guard - Apartment maintenance - Toy store stocker