While everyone else is yelling "go Brewers" or "go Mets" I'm yelling "one adult for Conclave, featuring John Lithgow and Ralph Fiennes, only in theaters."
Iâm Thom Yorke and if youâre looking for an âokay computerâ you canât go past a Dell Inspiron 15 Laptop. Itâs basically fine
Sorry I did that, I promise it's because I'm stupid, not evil
love when an evil guy in an action movie plays the piano. itâs such an evil coded instrument. good guys play the saxophone or guitar
ted cruz should be taken from town to town in a cage. children should be able to poke him with broomsticks and call him freak
Surreptitiously sliding a John Wick coin to the cashier at McDonald's so I can get a milkshake even though the machine is "broken"
ME: Jesus christ. The Chicken Man? When was this? BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN: last night ME: fuck.... well, at least his house is okay BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN: *looks concerned*