LARRY DAVID [leaning, smiling]: You, uh...you kinda cheated. BILBO BAGGINS: What? LARRY: The riddle game..."What have I got in my pocket?"...It's not really a riddle. BILBO: Uh-huh. Gollum agreeing to answer doesn't mean anything to you? LARRY: He's not all there. Mentally, he's not all there.

Tfw someone tells you it's not ok to cheat to get yourself off a hungry ghoul's menu.

this is beautiful. i can picture it with perfect fidelity

Oh this is magnificent

"He was going to eat me, Larry." "Still..."

I would like six hundred more of this joke format please

LARRY: Hey let me ask you something. <sotto voce> Dwarf women. The beards...is it a cultural thing, for them not to shave? GIMLI: It is a cultural thing, yes. LARRY: Because I figure with the mithril...I mean, this is not Gillette we're talking about. This is, this is Orcrist the Goblin-cleaver.

“Kind of a may-December thing.” “Excuse me?” “I just mean - you’re king, you obviously are doing well for yourself.” “And?” “And I noticed you’ve chosen an older queen. 2,000 years older. It’s just interesting.” “Luthien and Beren also had a great difference in age.” “How’d it work out for them?”

Gollum could see that Bilbo had his hand in his pocket, he was clutching the Ring in his fist at the time (IIRC). So "Your hand" would have correctly answered the riddle

Martin freeman bilbo or Ian holm bilbo is there is a very correct answer