I bet he can't wait to be up against Jenrick at PMQs.

I hope its Jenrick because every time he tries one of the 'freebies' attack lines at PMQs he can just be asked about his decision to overturn planning rule to benefit Tory donors to the tune of millions of pounds.

"well, Satan, I've been a courtroom lawyer, so if the price of a second term as PM is bandying words with a blithering idiot every PMQs, where do I sign?"

Good Lord. Welp, PMQs are going to be EFFING BANANAS for the next few years.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. As my friend said in the pub on Sunday, "can you imagine Starmer against Jenrick at PMQs? He'll eat him alive!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

True to form, they will pick THE worst leader, and proceed with the most unqualified and toxic person to face Starmer each week in PMQs. Jolly good.True to form, they will pick THE worst leader, and proceed with the most unqualified and toxic person to face Starmer each week in PMQs. Jolly good.

@DailyTPodcast: 🗣️ 'Sunak is a slapper, not a puncher' Kamal and Camilla LIVE react to today's PMQs, and ask whether there's enough bite behind Rishi's bark to compete with Starmer 🥊 https://t.co/ja5VESq8pI

Oh look, it's Punch and Judy, I mean how could we resist being gratified by Smarm and Smarmer at #PMQs

"We fucked up the economy now how are Labour going to fix it?" - The Tories at every PMQs from now till 2029.

PMQs has the effect of revealing how irrelevant these Labour mini-scandals. Sunak makes a weak joke about Sue Gray and employment rights. Starmer just has to repeat “you guys left us a steaming car crash” six times.