Hey Australian guy, what’s your favorite sushi place? AUSTRALIAN GUY:

People ask me for advice on how to write sex scenes, and all I can say is that every time you start one, you have to say, "TAKE THAT, JOHN UPDIKE," because no matter your level of talent, you have a really good chance at writing a better sex scene than he could.

"Thor, do you ever think about what it'd be like to live outside ... chasing squirrels and birds, going wherever we like?" "Yeah, sometimes, Bane. But we've got a sweet gig here. And Scott takes pretty good care of us." "Yes he does." "Wanna go take a dump on the rug?" "Sure." #cats

public transit to the show tonight because a robust public transit system is a joy and a pleasure

Why is our future autonomous vehicles rather than public transit and bicycles?

Autism: Same song on constant repeat for a long period of time AuDHD: A selection of 4-5 songs on constant repeat for a long period of time. I need some variety, but also familiarity at the same time. #AuDHD

Cyclists are often accused of being “entitled” for wanting some of the road space to be a bike lane by drivers who want the entire road to be car lanes.

It would be a lie to say that Bluesky is not benefiting from the former Twitter's turn toward being a fascist shitpile, and to a smaller extent Threads' moderation fumbles, but I think once people get here, they stay because on balance it's just a generally nicer place to be and to hang out.

Jjaz.bsky.socialOct 20, 2024 7:16am

Wild to realize Bluesky has more than doubled its user count in <2 months to 12.5M users. Growth is kinda crazy, the spikes are significantly larger now and despite having 6M users 2 months ago we're still capable of this kind of massive growth in such a short time. Glad to have you all here.

Happy Donald Trump Falls Into the Fryer Day to all who celebrate

magic act kinda got ruined for me cause i saw dude's lovely assistant outside smoking before the show and she was already cut in half