a-b-c-d-e-f-d a-r-j-k i-m-n-o-p q-r-x are you mad at me?

Rehab was supposed to be a fresh start

Take my advice, I’m not using it

If Wednesday is Hump Day does that mean Tuesday is Foreplay Day?

guy who says "per my last female" when referring to his ex

the public data on bluesky will be a fascinating archive for the orcas to sift through after they’ve finished us off

If it weren’t for the fresh vegetables and fruits I’d cancel Summer. Too hot, bright, and noisy.

Anyone else got something funny to say before I cry myself to sleep?

Please only be nice to me at all times unless the mean you’re gonna be is the sexy kind of mean, thanks.

contrary to popular belief, tuxedo cats will become fully camouflaged when found in their natural habitat: a tuxedo shop